“The second some jerkoff puts the word ‘news’ in their non-journalistic enterprise’s name, said enterprise believes they’re ‘journalists.’ These clowns report, and people decide on stuff every day to damage people.”
— ROGER AILES, in an alternate universe.
Which happens to be where Fox “News” broadcasts from.
“For logistical reasons, though, yes, certainly, decisions have to be made… Through my process of decision-making with my family and with my close friends as to whether I should throw my name in the hat for the GOP nomination or not for 2012 — is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person? Are they someone like me who’s maverick? You know, I do go rogue and I call it like I see it and I don’t mind stirrin’ it up in order to get people to think and debate aggressively to find solutions to the problems that our country is facing. …That’s the biggest, um, contemplation piece in my process.”—
SARAH PALIN, word vomiting on Fox “News” about whether or not she’ll run for president, via The Daily Show (via inothernews)
It’s like she has a list of words she needs to get into the sound bite, and it doesn’t matter if they make sense.